My Top 10 Most DESPISED Characters!

Well, it is about freakin' time I did this particular meme. For months, I have wanted to show you the characters that have done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING aside from annoy the living hell out of me and piss me off to no end! It'd finally time for me to scrape the very, very VERY bottom of the barrel, and agonizingly scoop out the fictional characters that range from absolutely pointless, to flat out insulting, to the down right UNBEARABLE to even think about! Yes, you have guessed it, my Top 10 most DESPISED fictional characters I have ever endured from all forms of media!
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10: SUSIE DERKINS (Calvin and Hobbes)
Now, I perfectly understand that she is a sweet and smart girl, and was deliberately was modeled after Watterson's real life wife. But here's the thing; I found her to be a bit to "sweet." And when I say "a bit to sweet," I mean she was GRATUITOUSLY OVERBEARINGLY SACCHARINE SWEET for my personal tastes. I mean, was I seriously supposed to ship her and Calvin together?!!?!? No... just no... I couldn't find myself to make this particular pairing even work! I mean, C'MON, this is CALVIN AND HOBBES! This is supposed to be about a 6 year old boy and his stuffed tiger, going on adventures within his over the top and potentially life-threatening but strangely charming imagination! I wanted to see the dynamic duo blast their way through their demented yet hilarious adventures, battling dinosaurs and snow goons while being high on Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, not deal with a romance that would be most likely associated with the lamest high school drama! So basically, Calvin is just one of these guys I just never want to see particularly grow up physically and mentally. Sure, he may be a brat, but he has so much loving charm to it! In fact, Watterson himself stated that he was actually the pure OPPOSITE of his supposed alter-ego Calvin. And please, please, PLEASE, would you NOT get me started on these childhood ruining fan-arts? So anyway, as one who often doesn't believe in the "being cruel to be kind" type of romance stories, Susie Derkins, in my opinion, is the type of girl that should be used as freakin' snowball and water balloon target practice.
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9: THE BAKA TRIO (Green Green)
To be honest, I have seen only a few clips of this series, and... OH... MY... GOD... THESE... GUYS... ARE... ASSWIPED PERVERTS STRAIGHT FROM THE COLONS OF HELL!!! Just where do I even BEGIN with these freaks? Tenjin (left) the so called "gentle giant" who has this disturbing "little sister" fetish that would quite frankly have him hauled into prison, Bacchi-Gu the disgustingly obese pervert (center) who (get this) Guzzles down Onsen water the girls already bathed in... (excuse me while I go puke...) and Ichiban-Boshi (right) the asshole who claims to be a self-righteous "ladies man," while bearing a demeaning resemblance of France from the Hetalia universe, and simultaneously making the said Boy-Nation look like a shy, reclusive virgin! Basically, these three guys have been holed up in the school that so happens to be the "last remaining paradise for men on Earth," AT EXACTLY THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME; When there were talks of a merger between an all girl's boarding school, and the boys school are like RELIGIOUSLY HORMONE DRIVEN FEMALE DEPRIVED SLOBS! So yes, Green Green is just another one of those poorly written, poorly executed piss poor garbage-fest anime OVA's that just has blatant fanservice smeared all over it! (I must admit that I wouldn't mind the fanservice all along if it was a straight out yuri hentai, but that's just my silly personal opinion... I mean, if it were true, then the writing and execution wouldn't be so bad...*KOFF*) Overall. this series is just terrible enough on it's own, but THESE THREE TAKE THE CAKE. After just hearing about their "activities," I just wanted to CASTRATE THESE F*****S with a rusty chainsaw!... .l..Seriously, "GIRL FLAVORED BATH WATER?!?!?!?!?!" I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN HAD THE GUTS TO WATCH THOSE BITS AND PIECES OF THE ANIME!!!
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8: MILO (Mars Needs Moms) 
Oh yes, the so-called "hero" of my most personal DESPISED Disney movie ever! Not only he was quite a detestable dick-hole (especially to his own mother!) But the way he was stop-motioned animated just makes me look... well, a bit haunted. Hell, I would even consider him a HUGE DISGRACE to Berkeley Breathed, the original author of that wonderfully crafted and touching book that this abomination of a Disney movie was based upon! And not to mention he SHAMEFULLY shares the name with the protagonist of Atlantis: The Lost Empire, one of my most BELOVED Disney movies of all time, Milo James Thatch! (Then again, Berkley himself claimed that he used that name from The Phantom Tollbooth, one of his favorite childhood novels, but it works just as well.) I was SO GLAD that movie rightfully BOMBED at the box office, effectively shutting down the Imagemovers Digital company temporarily. Why? Because, aside from the plot being rudely stretched out, MILO is just an insufferable piece of shit, complete with a very creepy edge to him!
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7: WILLIE SCOTT (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom)
Say what you will about the Indiana Jones movies, but personally, I'd find the Temple of Doom to be my least favorite of the bunch. Why? (Aside from all of that controversial portrayals of Hinduism as a bloodthirsty, Satanic cult, making the film effectively scream "Thank God for Colonialism!") Because of that intolerable BITCH that is Kate Capshaw's character, Willie Scott!!! She contributes almost ABSOLUTELY NOTHING, screams, bitches and moans about everything she encountered, and she cares more about her own personal wealth rather than the lives of others! (I mean, breaking a nail and burning a finger?!?! Yeah, that's just as precious as, oh, I dunno, TRYING TO DEFEND YOURSELF FROM THE CHINESE MAFIA?!?!?!) ALL BECAUSE SHE WAS SPIELBERG'S WIFE for the time being! Seriously, that is just spectacularly WRONG on so many levels! Now, say what you will about Short Round, but personally, despite his heavy accent and garish screaming, I actually found him to be a rather enjoyable and funny kid character to have along. In fact, he does contribute a LOT more to saving Indy's ass from certain doom. In conclusion, Willie is just another one of these annoying little prissy pants that Indy, Short Round, and even MARION should've abused relentlessly for comedic purposes. (I mean, Indy does have a notorious track record when it comes to being a dick towards his girls, but moving on...) 
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6: D.W. READ (Arthur)
Yep, admit it! You were waiting for her to appear! First of all, I must admit that I really, really, REALLY disliked Arthur growing up. I was around the 2nd grade when I was unwillingly introduced to it, and I thought it was overbearingly pandering and idiotically "wholesome" for me to handle, ESPECIALLY when I was getting hooked on much, MUCH better cartoons. (I.e, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, which is the exact OPPOSITE of Arthur.) I even thought of the main character to be a little dweebish and looked like he deserved a good pummeling by the three Ed's. But that's not my biggest problem with that show. That would be reserved for... ... HER...  
                   
GGRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DORA WINIFRED READ, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE PISS POOR F****T I AM SO GONNA HAVE YOU RAPED, SHOT AND MURDERED BY SOME INSANE PEDO....
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...sorry, it's just... MAN, she's a bad one! I mean, all she ever does is just throw VARIOUS tantrums for the hell of it and acts like a prissy little prick because she FEEL'S like the whole world has turned on her! Of course as you all know, some of her WORST crimes she had committed would be wrecking Arthur's model plane and having EVERYONE on her side when she took Arthur's punch, "rewarding" herself for her countless tantrums about NOT BEING INVITED TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY of someone she doesn't even like, THE LIST GOES ON... AND ON... AND ON... GAWD!!! And the less I talk about it, the better! Oh, and speaking of self-righteous little dipshit girls...
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5: ANGELICA PICKLES (Rugrats)
Of course, NO despised characters list would be ever complete WITHOUT ever mentioning ANGELICA!!! And just exactly like D.W., she is a manipulative little ass queen, taking advantage of her younger cousins, and turning them into her mindless slaves and scapegoats! Oh, and DON'T YOU EVEN DARE THINK ABOUT LABELING HER AS A "TRAGIC VILLAIN" who thinks her behavior is justified! No, this little stain DESERVES to be grounded beyond ALL comparisons! NEXT ONE!
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4: NARU NARUSEGAWA: (Love Hina)
As If I need to go into much detail, Love Hina is indeed the WORST anime I have ever seen in my entire life, no questions asked! And this stupidly oversexualized cunt certainly does NOT, and I mean DOES NOT help it's case AT ALL!!! She keeps beating up her "boyfriend," and TOTALLY acts like she is justified for it, as a means of protecting her "purity" from being "compromised!" Nothin' else to say! NEXT ONE!
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3: KINSHIRO "KING MORON" MOROOKA: (Persona 4) 
Sure, everyone just loves to rip on Adachi and "that Kubo guy" for their immaturity and manipulative behavior, but for me, I would personally put that asshole school teacher "King Moron" on top of my "Shit List" effective immediately. I mean, it's what he did to poor Narukami-san! Also, would you trust anyone with those awful buck teeth and that Gilbert Gottfried-esque voice? Can't say I would blame you in any form.
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2: SHOU TUCKER: (Fullmetal Alchemist Universe)
Ooohhhh BOY, do I have some stuff to SAY about him! I mean, CREATING AN IRREVERSIBLE CHIMERA OUT OF YOUR OWN DOG AND DAUGHTER, THE EXACT SAME THING YOU DID TO YOUR WIFE AND FIRST DOG?!?!?!?!? AND HE DID IT JUST TO SELFISHLY SAVE HIS OWN ALCHEMIC LICENCE?!?!?! AND HE IS PROUD OF THAT ACCOMPLISHMENT?!?!?!?!?!?!
... All I could say is that... MAN, AM I SO GLAD SCAR CAME AROUND AND EFFECTIVELY PUNISHED HIM DOWN TO HELL!!! Not only he was a TERRIBLE, TERRIBLE husband and parent, he was just a SINFUL HUMAN BEING in particular. At least Nina/Alexander's passing was peaceful and merciful!!! 
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And before we get to the VERY bottom of the barrel, here are a few Dis-dis-dis-DISHONORABLE mentions!
-Pico, Chico and Coco: (Boku no Pico) Most of you might as well have googled this atrocious hentai. And I'm very sorry you did...
-Kayley (Quest for Camelot) You know, I used to like this film a lot back in my younger days. And boy, these tragically wasted days I am certain I would NEVER get back, thanks to that movie... I mean, just look at her, she's an even more INCOMPETENT version than what the original source material described her! 
-Calliou: Kai-yoo! Kai-yoo! He's KKKAAAAIIII-YOO... *B.J." Blazkowicz enters* GUTEN TAG!!! *BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM-BLAM!!!* (Calliou is now nothing more than a pile of splattered blood, bones and human skin and entrails) JA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-The entire damn cast of the Twilight saga: My god, these characters are so atrocious that I am just writing filler!!!
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And now, the moment you all have been waiting for... ... my most DESPISED fictional character of all time is... ... ...
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1: KVAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!: (Tales of Symphonia)                                 
Hooooooooo BOY, is he one helluva sadistic, bloodthirsty, murderous monster of a half-elf!!! 
Oh-ho-ho-ho, and if you thought Tucker was a terrible person, well, KVAR here... well, how should I put it? ... ... HE IS ONE OF THE FIVE DESIAN GRAND CARDINALS WHO FREAKING ENJOYS HIS WORK TORTURING AND MURDERING INNOCENT HUMAN CIVILIANS AS A MEAN OF PURPOSEFUL GENOCIDE, AND HE IS ALSO UTTERLY RESPONSIBLE FOR ULTIMATELY DEMOLISHING THE LIVES OF A BADASS IMMORTAL WAR GOD AND HIS SON!!! ALL BECAUSE HE WAS MANIPULATED BY A SPANDEX WEARING FREAK WHO DECIDED TO TAKE THINGS WAY, WAY, WAY TO FAR, DUE TO HIS YANDERE-LIKE APPROACH TO HIS BIG SISTER!!!
Unanimously, Most Tales of series fans would indeed agree that Kvar is indeed the most Heinous, the most UNFORGIVING character of all, and his demise was perhaps the most satisfying as well! And it doesn't help his case that he bears an eerily striking resemblance to a gentleman named Dr. Mengele. Not only did he deserve the poison apple (In the form of big-assed multiple stabs), I'd say he is currently being FORCE-FED these suckers OUT OF SATAN'S COLON IN THE DEEPEST, DARKEST PIT'S OF HELL!!!!!!!!
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Well, I hope you enjoy taking a gander of those who I really despise! Thanks for reading, and bye for now! The original is here! kyoichin.deviantart.com/art/Yo…